Saturday, September 27, 2014
Happy Birthday, Big G
Happy birthday, Google. You may be a teenager but you've been raking in the kills towards domination ever since Jellybean when you were 15.
Puberty and raging hormones are good things, they energize you; while on the contrary, those running out of steam spend most of their time hanging around in the courtrooms trying to jerk off to rectangular patents with rounded corners.
Keep staying horny for the mobile tech industry and Rock On.